Sunday, May 30, 2010

The baby blanket is done.


I finished it yesterday, and washed it, and took a picture, and now I just have to call my old boss so he can come pick it up. Knitting through the better part of four skeins of Homespun is almost enough to make a girl go crazy. Now that it's done, I can move on with my year of knitting for ME. I'm not sure what I'll knit first, but I'd like to finish my current pair of socks and maybe even work on the Bohus for a while.

As a reward for finishing, I bought a hank of Shalimar Zoe Sock in the Saffron colorway for some sunshiny socks. While I was at Eleganza, I also got a couple books on sale (Bag Style and a Noro booklet) and the new Early Fall Vogue Knitting. Hooray for surprise sales!

I think Marlowe's arse is feeling a little better. He's been eating a special Royal Canin wet food and Hill's Prescription dry food- both mixed with a bit of rice, and he's still getting the pro-biotic. This morning I noticed his poo was more poo-shaped than before, so that's progress. On a comical note: Scott left his check out for me to deposit Saturday morning, and when I went to grab it, I noticed that a certain stinky kitty left a little poo smear right over the written amount. I made a joke about the bank not accepting checks for "poo thousand dollars" and laughed at my clever little witticism all day. It almost makes up for how gross it is.

My allergies are getting a bit out of hand this year. Last year, I had to go to the eye doctor because my eyes were so jacked up. She gave me some ridiculously expensive eye drops and had me use a better contact lens solution. A few months ago, they switched me to daily disposable lenses (so there's no build-up) to see if that would help. The answer turned out to be no. Yesterday I started using the eye drops again, and I've been experimenting with different OTC allergy meds for my sneezing and sniffles. Claritin does nothing for me, Benadryl knocks me flat on my ass, but Zyrtec seems to hit a sweet spot. The full 10mg pill still makes me a little sleepy, but a friend suggested taking just half so that's what I'm trying now. Ugh, it's almost enough to make me want to run back to Illinois- where I never had seasonal allergies.

It will be so nice to have the extra day off tomorrow. Plus all next week my coworker will be on vacation. I hope the week will be as quiet and productive as I think. But by "quiet" I mean free from her incessant questions, her annoying cell phone ringtones, and her frequent loud phone conversations- not necessarily literally devoid of any noise. I plan on blasting metal as loud as I can get away with while I work.

Ok, I've had enough computer time for now. I need to go knit something.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Quickie

Just a quick update while the pizza's in the oven...

I am very nearly done with that damned baby blanket. It is likely that if I ever look at Homespun yarn again, I will throw up on it. On purpose. Anyway, I am two garter ridges and a bind-off away from being done. Then I can wash it and send it off to my old boss. Nice.

I hate my coworker. Like a whole lot. I'm sure it's just temporary, and soon I will go back to being okay with her, but right now... I could strangle her and not lose any sleep over it. Luckily, she has taken next week off, so I will get a much needed break from her stupidity.

The cat's butt still isn't quite right. It went like this: I found he had some sketchy poop back on the Friday the 7th. On Monday, when it didn't clear up with a bit of rice over the weekend, I called the vet. Brought him in Tuesday the 11th. He was given a week's worth of antibiotics. By the 18th, it still wasn't gone so I called back. They said to give him plain rice and boiled chicken. A few days later, it still hadn't cleared up. I called the following Friday, and they said to come pick up a probiotic to add to his food. Got that Saturday the 22nd. Yesterday I noticed that his poop was looking even a little worse than before. Called vet again, brought him in today. Learned that the probiotic will take about two weeks to kick in, and was given special food in case it's an allergy. Yeesh. I feel so bad for the little guy. Luckily, his funky poo isn't as bad as it could be- he's still only going once or twice a day, and it's not totally explosive diarrhea. He even gained a third of a pound since his last visit to the vet. Hopefully the probiotic and the new food will do the trick. Right now he is super pissed at me for dragging him to the vet, though. He's been sulking upstairs ever since we got home (except for dinner time, of course).

Everything else is pretty much the same. Pizza's ready, gotta go.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Part 2 of 2

As promised, here is the big work update. A few interesting things were brought to light recently, so I want to start the story back at the end of 2009 and do this chronologically.

As the end of 2009 rolled around, Optelecom knew it was in trouble. They were losing money, and had to face some tough decisions. Eventually, the choice was made to shut down the manufacturing department in the US (keeping the one in Europe), but that would still cost them a lot of money in severance. In order to cover that cost, they decided to sell my tiny department to Nufern, who had expressed an interest in acquiring the department at some point earlier in time.

The president of Nufern had to sell this idea to the parent company and his board of directors. After what I imagine was a lot of sweet talking, they agreed, and he brought an offer to Optelecom. It seemed that Optelecom had a way to make a horrible situation much less awful- three jobs would be saved, and the rest would get comfortable severance packages to soften the blow. But it wouldn't be that easy.

Quick side note: One might assume anyone with a tiny bit of common sense would know that everything in business has a budget. You don't need an MBA to realize that Nufern had a specific dollar amount that they were willing to spend on this acquisition, and that somebody with a fancy financial degree had spent a lot of time analyzing the various aspects of the transaction to arrive at this number. Pretty obvious, right? Ok, continuing on...

It was now January. Nufern had made their offer to Optelecom, and the next step was to get the head of the department on board. Nufern decided to offer my Old Boss an employment contract. It would put his salary, benefits, and obligations on paper. Everything would be clearly laid out for everyone's benefit. I don't know the specifics of what his contract said, but I understand it was nearly identical (except for the numbers, of course) to the one they would eventually offer me.

They brought Old Boss in, and told him Nufern wanted to buy the department. Optelecom could not at that time mention anything about the situation with manufacturing, so all he knew was that Optelecom wanted to get rid of the department. This should not have come as a shock. The company had been moving farther and farther away from fiber products, leaving us in the dust. We were the red-headed stepchild of the company, and we knew the new CEO had very little interest in us. But for whatever reason, he balked. How could they do this!? He worked there for over 20 years! He was livid. He read over the contract, but instead of seeing it as a small bit of security, he saw it as some sort of stranglehold.

Old Boss became severely defensive, and told them he wanted to consult a lawyer- not a crazy request by any means. But Optelecom was looking to make this deal quickly since they knew the layoffs would need to happen soon, and they wanted to give people as much notice as possible. Unfortunately, Old Boss had no way of knowing this, and decided to take his time. He consulted a lawyer and later told me that the lawyer had told him Optelecom was desperate, and reminded him that contracts are negotiable. Now, I don't know if this was also legal advice or if it was something he inferred, but Old Boss decided to exploit that little fact.

Old Boss apparently demanded a pretty incredible amount of money. Like a really huge amount. Nobody has mentioned what that amount was, but I get the distinct idea that it was obscene. It's true that he was a pretty valuable asset, but I think he regarded himself as absolutely irreplaceable. I also think that he came off as super arrogant to Nufern, and put himself in a bad light. Nufern came back with a counter offer, and he refused. They tried again, he refused again. It was his way or the highway. Nufern, now frustrated and angry, chose the highway.

It was late March when Nufern pulled their offer. They were furious. Old Boss left them with no choice but to go back to their parent company and board of directors with the bad news, and hope they could fix it. Optelecom was running out of time, and had no money for severance packages. Everybody looked bad. It was a mess.

Eventually Nufern came back with a new offer, much to Optelecom's relief. Old Boss was specifically excluded in the deal, and because they were not getting him, they offered a lot less this time. I don't think Optelecom had a choice but to accept their offer.

It seems to me like Old Boss didn't really think his choices through at all. I don't think he intended to screw everyone over, but that's what would have happened. Remember that Side Note above? Well, if Old Boss had gotten what he wanted, there would have been less in the pot to go around- I certainly would have been out of a job, and probably my coworker too. I know he was partly upset about the idea of having to relocate, but there is nothing that says we have to. The worst case scenario: work for Nufern until it's time to move, use that time to think about the next job. Now he has no job, no raise, no bonuses, nothing. And if Nufern hadn't made a second offer, I feel quite certain that Optelecom would have laid us all off and sold our equipment to the highest bidder. How he failed to see that, I'll never know.

Old Boss stormed in one day, put all his personal belongings in a box, and talked about how we couldn't trust Optelecom. My coworker and I asked if we were all being laid off, but he said he couldn't say either way. Over the next week or two, we were brought in on the sale of the department, and given the option to sign contracts as well. I learned that all three contracts were essentially the same. We were all offered raises, bonuses, benefits... the only downside was that Nufern offered less vacation time. In my case, I got 5 weeks total of paid time off with Optelecom, and they offered 3. When I mentioned it, they bumped it up to 4 weeks to lessen the blow. I also asked for a bigger raise, knowing that Old Boss wasn't going along for the ride. Old Boss encouraged me to ask for the moon, but I didn't feel comfortable starting off a new business relationship with extortion. In mid-April, Old Boss left for vacation.

On April 12th, the deal was done. I became a Nufern employee. On the 13th, my coworker and I met our new bosses and learned a bit about the company. I had a really hard time understanding what it was about this company that made Old Boss so upset. President: super nice. New Boss: awesome. And the best part? Going from a company where nobody gives a shit about you, to a company where you're an integral part of their future. I haven't felt this appreciated at work EVER. It's making me sad that I won't be moving to Connecticut. About a week later, Old Boss came back from vacation and was promptly laid off.

The coworker and I had a chance to visit their big facility in CT, and it was great. We only flew up for the day, and were kept very busy the entire time there. First we were greeted by everyone in the lobby, and I mean everyone. There were donuts and bagels and coffee and chit-chat. We met a boatload of people, and got a bag of shwag and our super keen laboratory notebooks. Fun side note: the CT facility is only about a 45 min. drive from Webs. Nice. There was a tour, and we got to see where they make the optical fiber. The building is state of the art, and beautiful. My coworker and I both marveled at how clean it was- they have full time janitorial staff. We can't even get someone to vacuum our lab. Before we knew it, we were back on a plane with all our shwag and a ton of paperwork to fill out.

New Boss is just fantastic, and frankly, I think he's a better boss. He's more professional, and lacks Old Boss's tendency to be a bit of a drama queen. He's very matter-of-fact. He's not afraid to admit when he doesn't know something- but he always finds the answer. I love that his emails are straight to the point, and that my response can be too. No flowery prose needed! But he's still fun, and has a good sense of humor. He's understanding when things go wrong, but at the same time expects us to do our best so that things don't go wrong. It's just so much easier to work for him.

So here I am. It's working out well so far. The news about manufacturing came out, and they had about 6 weeks notice. I feel lucky to have escaped their fate, and hopefully everything will continue to go smoothly.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Intermission

Amanda's Awesome Trail Mix

2- 11.5 oz cans mixed nuts (I use Planters Lightly Salted)
6 oz pkg Craisins
6 oz golden raisins
Half of a 10 oz pkg Reese's Peanut Butter Chips

Mix all ingredients. Eat more than you should in one sitting.


Still hungry? Not sure what to eat? Go here.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Part 1 of 2

Sorry to have disappeared for a couple weeks there, but I've had a lot going on at work. The transfer over to Nufern is going well so far (I think). I really like my new boss and the company in general. It's sort of hard to know where to start. Actually, there is so much that I'm going to do a separate post about it. See Part 2 for the work update.

The cats are still doing very well, and everybody is getting along quite nicely. We've noticed that Sam is lazy, and a bit of a bully. Marlowe wants to play with everything all the time, and is fascinated by water (as long as it's not on him). I was planning on writing a post at one point about our recent adventures with Marlowe's diarrhea, but after some thought, I doubt anyone but me and the vet wants to hear about my cat's butt malfunction. So I'll skip to the end... he's on antibiotics and feeling much better now. Spencer is also doing well, for the most part. He was recently at the vet for what we have confirmed to be the beginnings of arthritis. He had been a little limpy when he woke up in the morning and after long naps, but he's medicated now and feeling better. All three of my boys are getting along pretty well now, and we're very happy that they've arrived at that point without drawing any blood! They're still not exactly snuggle buddies, but I think they'll get there.




A few posts ago, I mentioned Joe and Maria. Well, we all went to Maryland Sheep and Wool together (Scott too!), and had a fantastic day. I actually went both days- on Saturday I got all my shopping done solo, and then we all went together on Sunday. The heat was pretty intense, and frankly I think I preferred the rain of last year. You can escape the rain easily, but not so much the heat. We had a lot of fun though, and afterwards we went to Great Sage for a late lunch/early dinner. Scott and Joe are going on a long motorcycle trip next month, and I think Maria and I are going to have some sort of yarny adventure while they are gone. It will be awesome. I really like Joe and Maria. Joe and Scott share a willingness to beat old ladies to death with a bag of yarn, and disdain for the police. Maria and I share a hobby (knitting) and a healthy fear of sinkholes. It's really a lovely pairing.

Unfortunately, I have not gotten much knitting done lately. I'm still working on a baby blanket for my old boss... if keeping it in a bag in the closet can be considered "working on it." I got about half of a sock cuff done and that's it. I'm just so worn out from work that I don't want to do anything that requires more effort than lifting a bottle of beer to my mouth. It looks like things will calm down soon, so hopefully that will change.

Stay tuned for Part 2: How I Became an Alcoholic In Just 3 Weeks.