1. Argued with cats about what an acceptable time to wake up is
2. Sat around the house in my jammies most of the day
3. Blogged
4. Took shower
5. Bought a fuckload of super cheap yarn (enough Red Heart for an afghan and Fun Fur for kitty beds)(shh... don't tell Scott)
6. Went to knit night
7. Watched X-files with Husband until I was ready to pass out from sleepiness
8. Argued with the cats again
9. Ate chocolate-covered espresso beans for breakfast
10. Showered again
11. Gave Spencer a bath
12. Went to bank; bought correct ink cartridge and groceries
13. Got home, realized that my "groceries" consisted of: pizza rolls, orange soda, ghee, coconut oil, apple cider, and a loaf of bread
14. Debated how much impact grocery choices should impact self-worth
15. Noted that much-anticipated Netflix arrival (The Cell) was badly damaged and wept over having to wait longer to see crazy Vincent D'Onofrio character again
16. Made popcorn with coconut oil and ghee; discovered surprising level of disappointment with ghee
17. Watched less awesome movie with a still-damp pug clinging to my side for warmth
18. Spent the remainder of the afternoon and much of the evening downloading Snoop Dogg songs and pointlessly browsing internet
19. Wrote this blog in a last-ditch effort to feel like today wasn't a complete wash
20. Realized that I should have included "finished french press cozy" and "did laundry" in this list somewhere between 14 and 18, but was too lazy to renumber the list
How am I this lazy? Sometimes I'm amazed I don't die from spontaneous organ failure as my laziness takes over even my most basic reflexive bodily functions.
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2 comments:
I am curious as to what triggered the coconut oil and ghee purchase.
The internet told me to do it... The Google told me that movie theaters use coconut oil, and someone in some forum suggested trying ghee as a topping. :)
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